submitted by E. A. Eyler
My wife doesn’t like me to drink
She cares about what others think
When our pastor comes over
I must appear sober
So I hide my bottle under the sink.
While driving one day to Graceham
My car into a deer did slam
The deer walked away
But sorry to say
The body shop is now richer than I am.
I was an ugly baby
That set my life’s course, well maybe
But sad to say
I’m still that way
Still ugly but not a baby.